Prostitutes who service naval bases around the world are suffering from a new form of battle fatigue — they’re getting burned out from pleasuring droves of U.S. sailors involved in the war on terror!
GENEVA – A maverick military expert has put forward a way-out new proposal to make future wars fairer — by establishing « weight divisions » for nations just as in professional boxing!
LONDON – Most theoretical physicists now believe time travel is possible and will be achieved within the next 5,000 years – meaning your next door neighbor could be from the future and you may not even know it! « Beyond scientific theory, there is tangible evidence of human time travel, » notes one top British physicist.
« Objects known as anachronisms have been found out of their appropriate time, ranging from electric batteries dug up in ancient Greek ruins to a modern-type digital watch left behind in a Chicago hotel room in 1925. »
You can convince your children that you’re cool, even if your idea of an « in » dance is the Bunny Hop…
Idiots in the office are just as hazardous to your health as cigarettes, caffeine or greasy food, an eye-opening new study reveals. In fact, those dopes can kill you!